Number 1. Don't assume that the person doing the favor has nothing to do. That she is just sitting at home waiting for your call. Don't call and say can you pick up around 8? Maybe a little before, maybe a little after. Give an exact time.
Number 2. When telling said person where to pick you up try not to be vague. Airports don't allow you to park and wait for someone. You have to keep driving.
Number 3. Now this one is super important and directly relates to number 2. STAND OUTSIDE OF WHERE YOU TELL THE PERSON TO PICK YOU UP. Do not call them and say You just drove by me. I'm standing inside. I can't fucking see through brick. I am not goddamn Superman with his x-ray fucking vision.
Number 4. When you get in the car don't make stupid ass comments about the way people drive. I've ridden with you. I know you can't fucking drive. It isn't the other people.
On a side note, if you live somewhere that gets shitty cell reception, don't turn off your house line. Because when your daughter calls to bitch about your other daughter, it pisses her off even more that she can't get through to you. And calling your brother just so you have someone to bitch to about the bitch sister, doesn't fucking help.
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