There are a few things you should know about me:

1. I fucking love puppies.

2. I can bake like mother fucking Betty Crocker.

3. I cook like a fucking boss.

4. Sloths are amazingly adorable.

5. I fucking love my Auburn Tigers, win or lose.

6. Jack is the best fucking pal a girl can have.

7. Homework on the weekend fucking sucks massive ass.