Fuck your Christian values

I do not understand how American politics has come down to voting for the most Christian candidate. We are a country founded on freedom of religion. How is it that we are now inundated with ads saying to pick the man with your similar convictions in Christ? How does that translate to the Jewish voters? The Muslim voters, because as much as the Christian Right wants them gone they are here and they do vote. I just do not understand how we have come so far from the rights and reasons that the country was established on.

There are a few things you should know about me:

1. I fucking love puppies.

2. I can bake like mother fucking Betty Crocker.

3. I cook like a fucking boss.

4. Sloths are amazingly adorable.

5. I fucking love my Auburn Tigers, win or lose.

6. Jack is the best fucking pal a girl can have.

7. Homework on the weekend fucking sucks massive ass.