Do you say Two Thousand Eleven or Twenty Eleven?

New Years Eve or NYE as my sis in law calls it. Spending the last day and evening of 2010 with my brother, sister-in-law, cousin and cousin-in-law, life is good!

I have decided to say GOOD-BYE to Matt and all his memories FOR GOOD! New year, new me.

Goals for Twenty Eleven:
1. 4.0
2. Healthy heart
3. New apartment (YAY!)
4. Dominate Organic
5. Travel-Miami, Key West, DC

Hope everyone else enjoys their celebration as much as I plan on enjoying mine!

Thank God!

So, I kind of gave up on school at the end of the semester. These past three days since finals ended have left me a little depressed because I was thinking that I would possibly have to retake Stats and Chem.

As you know from a few posts back, the last page of my stats final baffled me. So I drew a picture and turned it in and decided that I no longer gave a fuck about anything.

I just checked my grades and I made a, wait for it, a B in stats! I made a C in chemistry (which isn't great but considering that I worked my ass off in there up until the ends says a lot). I got an A in chem lab and med. term. and a B in mythology.

I was planning on going home Monday and seriously not giving a thought to school or grades until around Jan. 15th. But now I can go home with out worrying about school and grades which is what I, of course, would have done!

And the moral of this story is that maybe I take school a little too seriously. Or that not giving a fuck at the end means I get good grades.

Oh, and this is the last post today. I promise!

Crack seriously is whack

One of my sisters is going to prison. Nice, right? She has chosen a life of addiction. But not the classy addiction that introduces you to Dr. Drew. The non-classy addiction that has you turn tricks on Mobile Highway with dirty truckers. The addiction that makes you ugly and gross and mean to the people that care about you.

She has abandoned her children and hates her family while simultaneously begging them for money. So, after her life long quest of endless destruction, she was sentenced to three years at Julia Tutwiler Prison in Wetumpka, Alabama. (Tutwiler, coincidentally, is the home of Alabama's only women's death row. Which has nothing to do with my sister, just a fun fact.)

Really sucks that my parents Christmas is a little bit ruined by all of this.

How cold is it...

Bitch, you know it's cold when a mother fucking lighthouse becomes encased in ice! But this is a pretty cool sight! Looks like one of the castles in Lord of the Rings.

Creative drawings on the last page of exams are good for extra points, right?

Stats exam this morning. I had no clue what the last page of problems were so I drew a hang man with a grave stone that said RIP Jess Aug 23-Dec 14 2010. Death by Stats. Hopefully Dr. Wang will find humor in my pain and give me a point or two. If not, I don't really give a shit.

Taking K and J to the airport early in the morning. Not sure what I will do with out K for the rest of the week but oh well. Working until Friday then...nothing. I will head to my parents on the 20th and stay until around the 12th of Jan. I told my mom today that I just want to go to the book store and get about 10 books and spend the next three weeks reading in bed. I could do it too.

Excited about the Christmas with the kid. She is so much fun because she still finds wonder in the simple things. Excited to see my brother and sister-in-law.

My house looks like a tornado came through. I have more dirty clothes than clean and every single one of my spoons both big and small are dirty. Looks like I don't have the excuse of finals to keep me from cleaning. Guess I will use laziness now.

Wish I could find the fast-forward button on life to get through this week.

Coffee and the Library will get me through anything life throws at me.

I swear to God I will do anything to avoid writing this paper. If it was the plague, I would be safe because I have stayed very very far away from it all semester long.

Dear Life,

I seriously want to quit you right now.

I can't handle the stress.

I just want to sleep.

I don't want to deal with friends or family.

I can't handle school.

I can't play the game anymore.

I think I'm done.